You stepped into Ludwig's room, about to talk to him about the last World Meeting, when
"Kesese! Look who stepped in, kleinen bruder! It's your girlfriend!"
"Vat?! Vait, vhy?"
you have a girlfriend?"
You nearly had a tremendous nosebleed when you saw the three Germans. Germania, Germany and Prussia, all dressed like Germany?! Hair slicked back, fancy suits
You couldn't stand it anymore. You fell over, unconscious.
"She'll be okay, right?"