Disoriented [Hetalia: S. Korea x Reader]

"You know, even Indian dances originated from me—!"

"Shut it, Yong Soo! I'm trying to actually enjoy something that we go to together. We paid good money to see this show, and I'm not going to waste it by talking the entire time."

You could see the happiness through Im Yong Soo's glum face as he sat back down in his seat, decked out in a Snoopy shirt, some jeans and a brown jacket. You pet his head and he was about to say something when the show started, India himself appearing onstage and the music beginning to play.
Halfway through the show, the lights went dim and the staff members called for an intermission. Apparently backstage they were having problems, and all you could hear through the racket of people nagging for the show to go on was "albino man with red eyes" and "calling himself awesome"… Boy, you could hardly guess who that was. You sat still for a little bit as Yong Soo averted his eyes to you, and you glanced at him.

"What?" you asked, shrugging. After all, you didn't do anything and you didn't invite Gilbert to interrupt the show.

"Those dances were… Disorienting," Yong Soo managed to blubber. You pursed your lips, slightly ticked at how rude he was being. However, before you could pull off a witty response to his obvious rude behavior, he interrupted.

"It was so disorienting," he blabbed, obviously ready to pull of his punch line for his joke, "It was so disorienting that I'm not even Asian anymore." You stared at him, not understanding what he meant by his weird joke.

"What, don't you get it?" Im Yong Soo asked, as if it was the most obvious joke ever. "Disorienting? Don't you get it? It's because it has the word 'orient' in it and you know that means Asian." He sunk back down into his seat and pulled his hood over his head. "Never mind, [Name]."

"Oh…" you murmured quietly. Then that bright smile of yours slid onto your face and then you shouted, "OH EM GEE! I get it now, Im Yong Soo!" You put your hands to his and then started laughing hysterically. Im Yong gave you a weak smile and rolled his eyes, and muttered, "Did you know jokes also originate from me?"

Your happiness lasted for a while. Until, that is, the security guard by the door kicked both of you out of the theater.