Corless! [Hetalia: Germany x Reader]

"Hey Ludwig, come here!"

Ludwig sighed and ran a hand through his hair subconsciously as one of those habits you called "cute" and leaned over the couch you were lying on. You were hacking—well, not exactly hacking away at your DS, but your fingers were fast as lightning as you used your super kung-fu Pokemon to take down the dude you were fighting. The victory music played and then you screamed, "Look! Look at this sprite of this dude in this game!"

"Vat—who are you talking about, [Name]? Calm down!"

You would not stop waggling the DS screen in his face. The guy you were fighting in Pokemon Black 2 was Colress, the blond scientist dude who looked exactly like your German boyfriend, except he had this weird swirl of hair sticking out of his head and a lab coat (which was incredibly sexy, in your opinion).

"You should be that Colress guy for Halloween," you said in an excited but hushed whisper. Then you cackled, and started rambling on and on about what you thought about this Colress guy. The more you talked about the fictitious character in the video game, the more flushed your cheeks were because you were running out of breath as you didn't bother to take one because you were talking so fast. Ludwig grumbled something unintelligible, and snatched the DS away from your hands as your happy face instantly vanished.

"Ta-da," Ludwig mumbled. "Like magic—I take away this ridiculous plaything and you get mad at me." You struggled to get it back, kneeling on the couch cushions as Ludwig held the device that was the key to all your happiness high above his head. His finger twitched towards the power button with a satisfied smirk as you whined, "Give it back, Ludwig!"

"Nein," Ludwig whispered back, pecking you slightly on the lips. You blushed, disoriented—then you struggled to get it again. He slipped it into his back pocket of his khaki pants, and then held his hands up as if to show you they were empty. You were practically on fire, like the people in the anime you watched when they got super-angry. Ludwig backed away, saying, "Calm down, fraulein! It's just a video game—!"

Uh, of course he got cut off as you shrieked your last line of "Give it back!" and pounced on him, the two of you toppling onto the floor in a mess. You finally emerged victorious and stumbled away with your DS, and started cackling madly again.

"Next time," Ludwig growled, fixing his hair back up into its usual place, "I am not buying her the newest or latest video game." At those words, you popped back into the room, your hair messed up.

"Not even if I say 'please' in a really annoying tone?"

"NEIN!"